I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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