Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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