if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
do herpes really smell.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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