My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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