Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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