Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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