we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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