her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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