You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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