At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you would pick up someone in the library
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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