Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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