Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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