Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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