went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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