He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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