Sponge bath it is.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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