Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i came on her dog
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize