Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have feelings that need drinking.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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