it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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