READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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