The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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