And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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