Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
