About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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