We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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