i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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