If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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