The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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