I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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