It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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