why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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