I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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