I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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