are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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