Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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