I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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