If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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