Just mADE A PArabola og urine
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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