people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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