so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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