So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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