you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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