is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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