what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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