I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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