I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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