Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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