i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
where does the pee come out of this thing
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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