doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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