Can i not drive my cunt home
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She needs sedatives and a leash
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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