There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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