so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she looked like the before picture.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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