people are starting to question the shark bite story
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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