he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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