Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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